( Private to Stebbins )

My fellow Gryffindors, how is it that Ginny Weasley is able to leave the common room and then leave it again three minutes later?

Because you see Stebbins, I have plenty of actual things to get angry about.

I am going to get an "O" on that NEWT and wave my results around in that bitch's face come hell or high water.

And the chocolate cake Parvati Patil baked and left in the common room because she was feeling sorry for us? Mine. And especially not yours - Fred and George. Except the "special slices" that will mysteriously appear on your pillows sometime later tonight.

OOC: Ange updates with this on Monday during breakfast.


Hee. Now it's my turn. I don't do grudges but I do do vendettas, apparently.

THOSE BASTARDS! THEY MUST HAVE SLIPPED THOSE FUCKING SWEETS IN WITH MY BREAKFAST SOMEHOW AND NOW I'M STRANDED HERE IN THIS TOILET NEAR CHARMS AND I CAN'T GET TO MY CLASS!

FRED AND GEORGE! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! YOU HAD BETTER GET HERE RIGHT NOW WITH THAT ANTIDOTE!

Stebbins, and you had better be on your way.

The Gryffindor Quidditch team as it stands:

Beaters: Andrew Kirke and Jack Sloper
Chasers: Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson (C) and Alicia Spinnet
Keeper: Ronald Weasley
Seeker: Ginny Weasley

Ginny's actually pretty promising. As for the Beaters, well - Ginny's actually pretty promising.

Oh, and everyone who received invites best be getting there and getting down at my party. Those who don't come in costume will be stripped naked. And I can't guarantee it will be by me. So just show up in theme.

Parvati Patil and Lavender Brown have been spending all week ducking around under floating shrubbery and giggling. Parvati Patil finally managed to get Dean Thomas underneath some mistletoe, which apparently was what she wanted all along. I have gone down to the common room because the giggling from her and Lavender coming from the fifth years' room is near driving me to drink. Hermione Granger is two seats down from me, looking equally annoyed.

My ears will never stop ringing again.

Dean Thomas seems to want a repeat performance as he managed to get under one and is now glancing hopefully up at the entrance to the girls' rooms. Now isn't that fucking brilliant? No peace and quiet for any of us ever again.

Oh, and Quidditch tryouts will take place next Saturday. I'm going to come right out and say that I'm ignoring any snide comments from some parts of the school, until it gets to a point where I can't get done for retorting. Next June, in other words.

Great. A whole entry without mentioning h-

Oh, bollocks.

( Private )

( Private to Fred and George )

( Private to Alicia and Katie )

Tall, athletically-built black woman (18), NSOH atm N/S seeks two strong lads or lasses (2-7th yr) with good aim and willing to train in adverse conditions, one fast player with lightning reflexes and long concentration span. Own broomstick senshl.

Just to help you out in the future, Crabbe or Goyle. But man, did they get Fawcett good. I would have been impressed if they hadn't been aiming in the opposite direction (mine).

And who said that five practices a week was too much? For some people it's nowhere near enough namely Ron.



((ooc: graphic made by niyki as paintshop has shite handwritting fonts))

So...this pool party. I'll look better in a bikini than anyone else there (unless one of the Slytherin Chasers rocks up in one), because I'm just fabulous like that, but there's still every reason for the rest of you to show up.

( Private to Katie, Fred and Jack )

Well, good to know that Gryffindor may not even be able to defend our title against everyone else. I'm sure Malfoy and co were absolutely devastated when they heard that news. If we don't get permission to reform our team by Wednesday, I'll give Malfoy a reason to be devastated take it to McGonagall. You will see us out there, so don't count your trophies before they're won.

( Private to Montague )

So I’ve had this for a while, but have been more of the observing than the using sort. Typically though, I find that when I do share, a few people rather I hadn’t like during practices. Why can’t Weasley take a bit of constructive criticism? For example, if I was to say the following, you likely wouldn’t be terribly happy with me. But I am actually going to say the following, so the last sentence was a hypocritical cop-out. Allow me:

- Barney Dunstan seems to make a lot of people’s heads hurt when they talk to him, but they like him anyway. I do too.
- Jelena Dorny’s entries all sound different to each other, but when you look at the context, they’re all repeats. Not that I’m saying this is a bad thing. Most actual diaries are the same, just people blathering on about what they’ve done or (more likely) haven’t and should have done each day. I’m just making an observation.
- Cassius Warrington likes to provoke. And people get provoked every time. So smart boy, he keeps on doing it and his entries also are repeats of each other. Hey, if it ain’t broke…
- Serenity Fawcett and Nicholas Stebbins need to stop flirting. Or they need to continue flirting, but actually do something about it. And along those lines, Serenity should shut up about how she hates her first name, when she could just go and get it changed legally now that she’s of age. But Serenity seems to like to complain, and complainers don’t actually like to fix what they’re complaining about. Because then that thing to complain about will be gone hmm, maybe that’s why Ron whinges so much about what a bad player he supposedly is… Logical, really, and logic isn’t my forte.
- Serenity Fawcett and Nicholas Stebbins need to stop flirting – in Solan Montague’s journal. Really, I don’t get the appeal. He writes one line and then every witch and wizard and their familiar have a party there. And what’s all this stuff and nonsense about him being an “enigma?” An enigma is something that can’t be solved. The cure to cancer is an enigma. Last night’s Potions homework is an enigma. Montague – now, everyone seems to be assuming that because he’s quiet, that he’s hiding some big secret and is a tortured soul. Or a serial killer. He may likely become the second one if people don’t get off his journal. But Montague is not an enigma. Let me explain to you. When someone’s quiet, it means one thing. That they’re quiet. The thing that confuses me about so-called mysterious people is that people think that they have things so important to say that they can’t be said. Maybe they’re quiet because – let’s see – they don’t have anything to say? Like the rest of us when we’re quiet? So let’s all shut up about Montague now and move onto whoever we’re next going to gossip about.
- The Slytherin Quidditch team seem to spend a lot of time being male slappers and flirting. That’s nothing new. The new thing this year, however, is that it’s with each other. In the year that they weren’t able to harass my girls the Chasers as the tournaments was on, their libidos couldn’t hack it any more and they turned on each other. Evidently.
- My girl Alicia Spinnet doesn’t talk very much. When she does, people therefore want to talk to her.
- My boy Fred Weasley does talk very much. When he does, people therefore want to not talk to him.
- Verity Jenkins is a little too obsessed with coffee.
- Ravenclaws as a whole are a little too obsessed with coffee. It’s a tool, people, not a raison d’être.
- Adrian Pucey would chew Saorla Capper up and spit her up – if he could drum up the energy and not worry about the results of his exertions messing up his hair.
- Christopher Summerby conversely looks like his face will explode whenever a remotely pretty girl comes near him.
- Roger Davies is not a pretty girl. But he is pretty. He is also one of the more serious of people on these things and seems to actually plan out what he writes and organizes it so that it resembles an actual entry, rather than the verbal diarrhea most people have. Fittingly, he gets the least amount of responses.
- Marietta Edgecombe has very curly hair.
- Terence Higgs will get a shag when the people actually on the Slytherin team stop flirting with each other and move on to him. Because even Bagman wouldn’t bet on the chances of him pulling a female again.
- I have yet to learn how to tell the Montgomery sisters apart, but that’s because they haven’t given me a reason to.
- People really, really have a thing for writing the title of their entries in foreign languages.

((WIP))

Name: Angelina Marie Johnson
Gender: Female
Date of birth: October 22, 1977
Year: Seventh
House: Gryffindor
Blood status: Muggleborn

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